So I did some dad blog research the other day, wondering where this blog was going; what’s the purpose of it all? Am I solely trying to create a legacy, a time capsule, solely for your eyes, or is it something worth sharing, worth giving to others? Are there lessons…
They say all is fair in love and war, which was originally coined, in a way, by Miguel de Cervantes in Don Quixote: “Love and war are all one…” The phrase was repeated numerous times in numerous ways throughout the years, although I’m partial to Ben Folds’ rendition in Fair. Hence the title…
You weren’t imagined yet, when I was in college and planning on escaping this state, this country. I wanted to expand my breadth, see the world. There’s much to see, but you don’t know that yet. I’ll show it to you, the places you can go, all the incredible experiences…
I am quick to tell people when I think something is bad. Most rap, all country, and generally anything written for a female demographic with a target age of <18. Ehem, Twilight. (The Hunger Games has escaped my wrath because the book, despite problems, had good character development, as such,…
And sometimes morality is subjective. We live in a fundamental state, one of the most fundamental, conservative states. Currently Ted Cruz, arguably the worst possible candidate and a Texas Republican Senator, is running for president. If you automatically know his name by the time you read this, then the future…
You’ve lived 737 days in the world. In contrast, I have lived 11,492 days. You’re still quite young, but now freshly two years old. You’ve also picked up a bad habit of late, throwing temper tantrums, but that can be attributed to wanting something and not being able to accurately…
Throughout life you’re faced with decisions every moment. Something inexplicably keeps all of our genes together, unknowingly bound to one another. Even greater still they work harmoniously together to make each one of us operating in normal “us” fashion. You’re quite the adventurer. You’ve been labeled by your teachers as energetic,…
I watch really stupid television shows. They’re good now, but I’m more than sure you’ll ridicule for them for me one day; but I don’t watch bullshit tv, kiddo. I watch good shit. As such, I am going to enact my paternal right—the sacred spell written on talismans of old—…
Eggs and Baskets… It’s Easter this weekend, hence the title—it’s catchy, albeit cliche. You got to meet the Easter Bunny for the first time. Some kids are terrified of big strangle costumes on people, but you were thrilled. It’s becoming more apparent that you’re pretty fearless and undeniably energetic. I…
We’re living in the future, and I have proof. My well-placed time-capsules propelled us into the existence we currently maintain. I knew they’d be good for something one day. I’ll take one bacon as compensation. Topics of the moment, so you know: Hoverboards The legal and social implications of sex…
